After you drink this turtle soup
let﹑s go back to the living room together
My wife, you are so considerate
Maybe it﹑s better not to mention the new slumber
What are you doing here
Why there is a rabbit here
And it﹑s female rabbit
Give her to me
Don﹑t you know you should knock the door before your entrance
I
I am having a rabbit and it﹑s none of your business
I know it! You did it on purpose
You bought this female rabbit on purpose
So my rabbit is in estrus
and he will want to unleash his desire
and then you come to help
like you are only doing something good
You are delusional
Then why do you keep a rabbit here
Aren﹑t you a Virgo who is obsessed with cleanness
I
Why would I explain to you
about what I did
You stupid donkey! You are so evil!
What are you doing here in the middle of the night
I
And you brought this soup
Are you trying to please me
so I will go back to the living room with you
I
I am here to expose you
And it﹑s not for you
You don﹑t even try to please me in the future
You call me a stupid donkey
But you are a silly girl
Magistrate
Please wait Magistrate
Tell Ding Qi. I am angry
Magistrate
Why he is so late
He‥
He was out for this meeting a long time ago
But he suffered from diarrhea
He is almost here
Please wait for a bit longer
I have been waiting him for such a long time
He should be here no matter what
I am done with this
Magistrate, please wait
Magistrate! See!
There he is
Ding Qi
Get down here!
How do I look
It seems to be something wrong with the kite
Tieying, when you buy the materials of this kite
did you embezzle my money?
Sir, Magistrate Ye is here
Magistrate Ye, what a coincidence
Let﹑s get inside and have a meal together. My treat
Sir, how is your gut?
Why do you ask about my gut?
Aren﹑t you suffering from diarrhea all day?
Enough
Do you think I am an idiot?
Look he is not an idiot
Stupid. Yes, yes, yes
Ding Qi
That position
Are you no longer interested?
When I said I could help you to get that pearl
I did want a position in the imperial government
But you are too greedy
So I don﹑t think it﹑s a good deal
Let﹑s forget about that
Ding Qi
Stop talking nonsense!
I never had that deal with you!
You are messing around with me!
Magistrate, I don﹑t dare to
How about
you offering this position to Bai Chongye
He wanted to be the number one scholar
He must be happy if you offer him a position
Ding Qi
You should not presume that just because you tipped me about the information
I won﹑t do anything to do
Xin Yi Tang is a big group
But it﹑s a cup of cake for me to eliminate it
Of course. You are right
Nevertheless, without Xin Yi Tang
Blank Wind will have no rival
And it will be a pain in your ass
How about you try my kite
Let me tell you
You are literally flying like a god
when you are on that kite
Even being a king is not as good as that
You dare you
Get out of my way
It﹑s not your choice
Ding Qi! Let﹑s fly in the sky!
How dare you! Magistrate! Magistrate!
Over there
Magistrate!
Magistrate! Stop shaking the kite!
If you keep doing that, we will fall from the sky
Take a breath and relax
Look! Amazing views
Ding Qi! When we land on the earth
I will kill you
I help you got the pearl and remove the mole for you
at least you should play with me for a bit
Mole?
What mole?
Guo Bing
Guo Bing?
I put him by your side a few years ago
But I never expected that he betrayed me
He is too greedy
It is a good thing to remove him
How dare you to spy on me
I will hold you accountable for that!
It﹑s no big deal
Bai Chongye also spies on you
What? Who is the mole?
You don﹑t know about that?
You owe me even more!
Who is his mole on earth? We have a problem
It﹑s not working
No way
You do something
I don﹑t want to die
I have an idea
What idea
It doesn﹑t hurt if I have a cushion
A cushion?
Go, Ding Qi
You asshole
I am the magistrate of Nanan City
Magistrate! Magistrate! Magistrate!
Where are you? Magistrate! Magistrate!
Help! Help me
You two go there! Quickly!
OK we got your back
Magistrate! Here! Here
Quickly
Be careful
Here
Quickly
Slow down. Slow down
Be careful
Did you fart?
I didn﹑t
Magistrate! Magistrate!
Slowly! Slowly
Are you OK?
Who was near the tree?
Who was near the tree and fail to catch me?
Him! Him! It﹑s him
Enough! All of you
Where is my document?
What is Jiao Fangshi?
Sounds like
It sounds like someone who is in charge of all the prostitutes
WTF
How dare Ye to humiliate me
Sir, because of that fall
he won﹑t be able to leave his bed for a while
Right
By the way
Give back my money
Ye Binghuai is fat like a pig
Who thought he can fly
I want WI-FI. I want Netflix
I want to play LOL
There is a market in town
A lot of delicious food and fun games
Do you want to go there to have a look?
Did you kidnap me?
Can I still go out of the fortress of Black Wind?
I can get you to the market through a unnoticed path
Junior Shen! You are adorable!
On my way back I am so happy
Junior Shen
Hello! Hello
Junior Shen! Junior
What are you doing
Is there gold on the ground?
Pull me up
You are outrageous
What﹑s this?
Give it back to me
What are you doing here
I am waiting for you
Waiting for me? Why?
Aren﹑t you going to the market?
Are you asking me out?
What
Do you think it﹑s appropriate for you
to go out with a man secretly
behind my back?
Donkey Xia!
You are busted
You want to ask me out but you are too shy
So you let Junior Shen ask me out instead
I am just afraid that you would go crazy because you are lock for too long
and you will blame me for that
Lying brings the pain of hell to a person
Are you coming? I am going anyway
You did it on purpose
Wait for me!
You are a lady from a noble family
You must not go to the market very often
It﹑s just market in town
Of course you don﹑t know how the CBD of Shanghai looks like
Girls like this stuff
If you like it, I can buy it for you
Is it pretty?
You are so fussy
Why are you walking so quickly? To show you have longer legs?
Great! Great!
Step aside for a bit
Great! Great! Great! Great!
What are they doing on the stage?
Are they competing with each other?
Who is winning?
They are in a contest of martial skills
It﹑s you!
Are you blind?
It﹑s only been a few days
since you are married to that bandit
And you don﹑t recognize me now?
Father has said it. From now on
I am the only lady in the house of Ye
Ye Jinrong
Ye Jinxuan... Ye Jinrong
You must be Cinderella﹑s sister
The evil girl
Great! Great! Great!
That crown is so beautiful!
But the beautiful things don﹑t belong to you
Since we are only children, all the beautiful things belong to me
including
Wei Liujiang
Show me your moves
He is my husband
Where is your bandit?
Isn﹑t he here?
Great! Great! Great!
Where are you going
I am not interested in this
You stay here. Let go
Hit me
Great! Great! Great!
The winner of this contest is
Donkey! Donkey!
So handsome! So handsome!
Sir, can you give me a chance to participate
But the contest is over now
Yes
But you haven﹑t hit the gong
He is right! He is right!
How about this
I won﹑t fight back in ten moves
If you can hit me
you win
Wife
Do you really want this crown?
Yes husband! I want it! It﹑s only ten moves
You surely can kick his ass
I trust you
OK. Show me what you﹑ve got
Please
爰 �� 似 見 炊 One! Two! Three! Four! Fivee
Careful!
Six! Seven! Eight! Nine!
Ten!
Husband
Thanks everyone
So handsome! So handsome!
Your martial skills are indeed spectacular
But we requires each participate
bring a lady with him
�劬�耄中��潸�百 挫 But you are by yourself
Me! Me! I will be his girl
Pick me! Pick me! Don﹑t push me
Fantastic!
This is my lady
Fantastic!
Ye Jinxuan
It﹑s me! So what
Sir
my wife loves this crown
I am willing to offer you a big amount of money for it
This is my decision
But I can help you to ask
You don﹑t need to ask
It is beautiful
But it doesn﹑t belong to you
You
My wife
Since my wife doesn﹑t want to trade this crown
Sir
How much is this
One thousand
You misunderstood me. I mean gold
Sir
A thousand tael of gold is a big deal
Not everyone can afford it
Don﹑t push yourself
How about this
This is the most exquisite jade
Is it worth a thousand tael of gold?
It﹑s worth over 10 thousand tael of gold!
I don﹑t really want it
Shut up
Are you stupid? It﹑s ten thousand tael of gold!
As long as you like it
Ten thousand tael of gold is not too much
I can even spend ten times of that on you
Plus
Can I go back to our living room tonight?
Let me think about it
I only put up this show for Bai Chongye to see it
But I don﹑t know why
I also want this moment to last forever
I did agree that you can go back here to sleep
But we need some rules
First, you can only sleep on the other side of the bed
Second, the wardrobe is mine
Third
which is most important
we should take it slow
You can be assured
If not for Big Brother
I won﹑t sleep here
I am not even interested in you
So I won﹑t touch you
What do you mean by that?
You set three rules
I only have one rule for you
Don﹑t grind your teeth when you sleep
It is too noisy
You sure that was me? It was you
Don﹑t sleep
Get up, we need to make this clear
We need to make this clear
You were saying to give me a hundred thousand tael
Did you mean it?
Playing dead?
Fine, tomorrow I will take this crown
And convert it to money
Dumb ass, dumb ass
Wake up, there is something wrong
There is something wrong! Stop doing that
Look
The pearl is gone
Big brother lost the pearl that day
He seemed unhappy
So I took that pearl off the crown
Go get some sleep
You dumb ass
Your advice
Has enlightened me a lot
You flatter me
I heard that you were able to return to your wife
This is not worth to mention
Big brother, big brother
You should see this
Fourth brother hit me first
I was teaching you a lesson
For what you have done
What﹑s going on?
I gave fifth brother
Half hundred kilo of salt at the Wujiang dock
But when it arrived at the Annan dock
Only forty kilo of salt left
That was him
Who stole the salt and deceived us
Big brother, don﹑t listen to him
He is a tricky man
He offered me ten packs of salt
But each pack only weighted four kilo
So this is why it became forty kilo at last
I was giving you five kilo per pack
You are bullshitting!
Enough!
What do you think?
This is simple
The fifth brother did not steal salt
His right
How can you say
That he did not stole the salt
Without any investigation?
The fourth did not play trick on the weight
either
Then where is the salt?
If I am not saying this wrong
The salt is still on the boat
We took apart every deck
On the boat, and there was no salt
Provided, no one knows the trick of the rope
Except for the men from the Black Wind﹑s Fortress
It can﹑t be others
That﹑s right
It doesn﹑t have to do with the rope
You didn﹑t have enough amount of salt
To make you rent the entire boat
So in my understanding
There were goods
From others on the boat
Yes, right
There was someone shipping the jade on that boat
And there was also someone who shipping the wine
Right
Then it makes sense
The salt will melt when it meets water
The thief
They must have put the salt in the water
So the salt became less
Unwittingly
At the time they arrived
They evaporate the water, and they can have the salt back again
So I would suggest you to go back now
And check those bottles of wine
I think it is not wine but salt in those bottles
Xia Chunyu, you are smart!
Language! Third brother
Thank you third brother
You are good at sucking up
You
Go check those bottles of wine
Aye, thank you for the advice
Let﹑s go
Who gave them the courage
To challenge the power of the Black Wind﹑s Fortress
And make fun of the forth and the fifth brothers?
Bai Chongye is extremely suspicious
If he know our meeting here
That will be a tragedy
I﹑ll tell big brother
It is about the salt
To meet uncle Ding from Xin Yi Tang
Smart idea
We don﹑t have balls to steal the old wine of the west mountain
But our fortress﹑s slat
Is something
You can﹑t compare with
At the dock
Fortunately, uncle Ding
You only took away 10 kilo of our salt
But if you want more
The heads of the forth and the fifth brothers
Can be yours as well
I love to hear that
Honestly, that 10 kilo of salt is nothing to me
But it is fun to see the forth and the fifth brothers
Fight against each other all the time
It can be my gift for Bad Change
But
You are a smart guy
And I like smart people
Look, I have a secret
This is not the first time
That I steal salt from you
But you know why Bai Chongye
hasn﹑t come to me
It is because he smuggles the salt
The Black Wind﹑s Fortress has the certificate to sell salt
The certificate is merely an excuse
To smuggle the salt
How could he even not tell you this?
It seems he doesn﹑t trust you
Wait
What﹑s that uncle Ding?
I was trying to offer you a chance
I feel like you are a poor guy
To follow that hypocrite
I want you to choice one more time
To follow him or me?
Thank you for your recognition on me
But I am a man in the Black Wind﹑s Fortress
And I don﹑t have another choice
Don﹑t hurry to make a decision
It seems I need to ask my wife
Have a guess, the word or the pattern?
No matter which side it is
I﹑ll not change my decision
I never take benefits from others without return
Thank you
Xin Chunyu!
I﹑m going to treat you
And I﹑ll not take our tael!
Whatever
Your excellency
We﹑ve never had business with excellency Qiu
This gift from
His distant relative
Why dose need to take it?
You know nothing!
You bastard!
You were trying to conceal to me
You
Are you going to give that
To your concubine?
How could you think that? I treated you so nice
Enough
Behave yourself
There are outsiders
I didn﹑t see nothing
Chen Yang
Aye, your excellency
Deliver it within two days
How dare you are!
Come here
Calm down madam
Fine
This is important
You have to make sure it is delivered safely
And don﹑t let anyone know
Especially Bai Chongye
Aye, your excellency
Master
Why do we need to play this scene?
Think about it
the Black Wind﹑s Fortress took our daughter
I almost lost my position because of that
If I do not revenge
How can I still be the master in the Nan An city?
You owe me a birthday gift
It﹑s Ok if you haven﹑t prepared
I am prepared
Our insider release this news
Ye Binghuai is going to take my pearl and suck up someone else
To give it to excellency Qiu
They will arrive at Long Cui pavilion tomorrow
This is the best chance for us to take back the pearl
You can take it as your birthday gift
You are a considerate person
But this time
Can be a tough war against the government
It will be dangerous
If you have any concern
Its also OK for me to give that pearl to Ye Binghuai
I﹑ll do whatever it takes for you
But the thing is
I can not attend Your birthday feast
There is a bottle of old wine in my backyard
It﹑s called the date of chrysanthemum
I was planned to drink it with you
The date of chrysanthemum
Is that a name of wine?
It is a strange name
But you will understand after you drink it
I can﹑t wait
It﹑s you again
I﹑m not like Shengsheng
I never talk behind people
The new third brother has a good looking face
I can﹑t believe you take him away
I can﹑t let you to live a peaceful day
You should better
Be careful in the future
Don﹑t stand in my way
This is also not what I want
This is nice
You like it?
You can have it
You﹑ll repay for that
When do you become so nice?
Of course I am
Have you just said
That I need to be careful
I am new here
And I need to give you gift to show my respect
Ye Binghuai is good at picking the place
He is, luckily
Sent more brothers to come along with us
What kind of brothers they are?
It﹑s hard to say
But each of them
Has killed people before
Then it is worth
Of dying this time
Please don﹑t say that, it﹑ll draw bad luck
I am telling the truth
Ye Binghuai sent many of his men to transfer the pearl
But we﹑ve only got a few poeple
Provided we don﹑t even know
Where they hide the pearl
As for the right time, the right place, and the right condition
We have none of them
We have to escape from death this time
Look at your pretty
If you have that on your head
No men would stop looking at you
Of course I am
Hold on
It﹑s on the tilt
Let me adjust it for you
Now OK
You are now having the best pearls
I don﹑t jealous others except for you
You flatter me
Come on, are you taking it seriously?
The third brother may like what you are now
But he will not love you for an entire life
You are right
By the way
Don﹑t give these things to Shengsheng, she﹑s selfish
And you should give all those to me
Rest assured, I will
There are a many people in the stable
I will deliver them some water later
Bees! Help me!
Help me!
Let me help you
Sister
I am new here
I hope you can look after me in the future
Tell me anything you need
Help me!
Bees!
Sangsang, what are you doing here?
Come out
Isn﹑t she a pretty at the Black Wind﹑s Fortress?
How could she become this
Where did the bees come
It﹑s hurt
Because you are attractive
Is this new?
It﹑s honey
Now you see why did the bees come to you
What?
Ye Jinxuan! You bitch!
Ye Jinxuan! I﹑ll fight it out with you
Ye Jinxuan! You come out
You are all antiques
Plus this crown
I don﹑t know if I can take all of you back
When I can come back to my time
I﹑ll be super rich to have you back
To open a restaurant or a shopping mall
I can do whatever I want
I don﹑t care whether boss Shen will invest me or not
Don﹑t think of how many days left
Think about how many days you have been through
They shouldn﹑t put brush pen here
It should be the container for my magic thing
It can help me make a divination
What are you doing?
I
I am packing stuff for you
You shouldn﹑t move my stuff!
Why I shouldn﹑t? I am your wife
What is that?
The result is not good, but, but
Let﹑s go to eat
I﹑ve cooked many dishes today
The materials on the ancient time is much better
What are you doing?
I get something to do tomorrow
You should stay here and do yourself an examination
This is domestic violence
I cooked for you
But you treat me like a guilty person
You don﹑t need to cook for me
You can﹑t lock me inside
You can﹑t lock me inside!
Dumb ass, be careful when you are in the liver
You are just stupid
Let me out!
Let me out you dumb ass!
Is he playing a game of imprison?
Such a freak
Dumb ass! Open the door for me!
You can﹑t be cowed by force
Fine, I﹑ll yield to the weak
Such a poor girl
I know what you are doing
You are trying to pretend
My dad abandoned me
My husband
Is all I have
But my husband‥
I didn﹑t mean to do this
Forgive me for involving you